Thursday, April 15, 2010

IPL musings

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Harmeet Singh

This is not the guy we are talking about. Ran a Google search and got this picture. Harmeet Singh must be feeling as smug as this guy now!

The real Harmeet spotting his warcry!
The lad does well whenever I deride and ridicule him. I am a believer. He could have won us that match vs Rajasthan Royals which we royally fucked up. Yes. I am a Deccan supporter. Will be a Kochi supporter next year, provided the team comes into existence.

Lalit Modi vs Shashi Tharoor

Aah. The controversy! It seems our nation thrives on masala to live out its existence. It was Sania/Shoaib/Ayesha aka Maha Apa last week and this week its Tharoor vs Modi coupled with Shashi-Sunanda love story. Too many reports to digest, conflicting view points. The latest was Tharoor's eloquent (as always), passionate interview with The Barkha Dutt last night. Prior to that Sunanda Pushkar's kickass press release followed by denial by KKR with regard to approaching her for services. Prem Panicker has been blogging about the issue with neat summary posts. Must read.

I believe this issue will not snowball further. Corruption is deep-rooted in BCCI with most board members having stakes in franchises. Too many skeletons to expose. Powar will clamp things down before it gets out of hand. It will be surprising  if he doesn't manage to get everybody off the hook.

Crass commercialisation

Modi has managed to introduce advertisement for the full length of a game. MRF blimp, Karbon Kamaal catches, and DLF maximums have not only shoved down the viewer's throat but also slammed shut with a sledge hammer. I did not see an MRF blimp hovering over Chinnaswamy anytime during the Deccan vs Bangalore match. Show some class, show some subtlety Mr. Modi. You say you are competing with EPL. Have you ever seen an EPL match which grosses out a person due to non-footballing reasons?

By the way, its a fucking balloon. Not a blimp. I get an irresistable urge to demolish my TV when I see this thing on screen with the commentators screaming MRF Blimp + Dennis Lillee/MRF Foundation/Sreesanth-Pathan-Zaheer (choose any one option). May be Modi has deals with TV makers to sell n number of TV sets owing to televisions being destroyed across the nation.

Pragyan Ojha

The dude is giving fingers left and right to the selectors for leaving him out of the T20 squad. He did everything they asked him for. Bowl in ODIs - check, bowl in test matches - check, bowl in bowlers graveyards - double check. He did reasonably well too. I rate him as a better bowler than Amit Mishra or Piyush Chawla. He is better Harby when the latter is not on a song, which is norm than the exception these days. Ojha is not afraid of tossing the ball up even after getting hit. Tries to bowl to his field with reasonable success. Refreshing to see after watching Harby play darts on the cricket pitch.
Ojha cleverly showing bats instead of fingers.

ROI and minor things like that

$300+ million spend for ten years on an IPL team. The minimum cost incurred for the two new franchises could be around $500 million. How are they going to churn out a profit from this endeavor? May be they are treading on new paths of business and economics that mere mortals like us cannot fathom. Did any of us ever envision an MRF blimp and a Karbon Kamaal catch? We are talking about trailblazers here.

On a serious note, there should be a lot of money laundering happening in the background. A far more serious thing (which I hope is not involved) would be match fixing and other underworld connotations.
Lalit Modi musing about the moolah to be raked which we cannot muse.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dhoni and the red light area

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Freudian slip Mr. Dhoni? Watch from 3:18. Double click to watch the video.


Dhoni: When I used to stop my bike my redlight areas, they would come up to me and speak to me Tamil.


Dhoni stops his Hayabusa in a red light district. Sees women clad in overtly bright sarees and heads looking like flower pots. They smile at him coyly. A shady man licks his lips in anticipation and approaches Dhoni.

Shady Man: Enna saar? Ungalukku venama?
Dhoni:Kya?
Shady Man: Evalavu size le kaa venam? Ellaame irikku saar.


Women approach swinging their hips and braid with beaming smiles.
Dhoni senses danger and scampers away like he is running for the danger end.
Shady Man: Ada paavi! Nee appadiye escape aayacha!



Probably Dhoni meant the red light at traffic signal. It was a nice comic touch to end the match which was like watching and entertaining, commercial pot boiler. The match yesterday was a happy IPL day for me. Chennai blasts Kolkata out of the park. Dodo had to rue the blast he gave to his team mates, which was a little harsh imo. Harsha didn't let him brush that under the carpet. Vijay and Ashwin and got well deserved accolades. SRK is left licking his wounds yet again.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Why

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Nope. Not the name of any rock band. If I ever start a rock band, it would be a nice name to have. We will sing about songs about our metaphysical existence. Why the sky is blue, why water is in a liquid state, why...umm, this has been done before. Anyways, back to business. I am inundated with several hundred inquiries from my ardent admirers as to why I started a new blog. Err, not exactly hundreds, something close to it though. When I last counted it was 93 short of the first hundred. Yup. I think like Sunil Gavaskar.

If you go through my old blog, you can find that nearly 90% of all posts are dedicated to one person. One of the most important people to walk in on my life. Whenever I wanted to write something out of the normal course in the blog, it just didn't feel right. I should have won a couple of international awards if not the posts about that person just stopped me from doing that. Therefore, I decided to start a new blog so that such a situation does not arise. Before you start saying, "I knew it! He was dumped! He is heartbroken!", I would like clarify that the person in question is me.

I like me a lot. Though I can be an incorrigible prick, I am generally someone who you would take out for a drink and take home for lunch. Too much of something is not nice. There was too much of 'I' happening (happened) in the blog and I would like to avoid that here. As an infinitely wiser person, I should limit blogging about myself. Who will buy my autobiography when you can read it for free on the Internet! I have to consider my financial well being. From now on, its going to be less of me and more of you!

iNoMore! (Note to Apple. This is my copyright.)

Monday, April 12, 2010

Welcome!

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New blog! Fresh start! I hope someone is reading! I wanted a new blog to reflect the changed (not essentially reformed) me. Shed a baggage. There is no guarantee on the volume of posts. Blogging has become quite a chore ever since I moved to Bangalore. Writing requires a bit of quality time with yourself. Time to kindle that small spark. Lot of factors. Work, movies, cricket, reading, and roomies. With good people around, its assured that I transform into a motormouth giving little to no time to brood upon things. I am planning to get myself a NotionInk Adam so that I can spend some time outside in solitude preferably putting thoughts into words. That is a long time away. I hope that the thing doesn't cost a bomb and a half!

Tata people! Update your bookmarks, feed readers etcetra. We will meet again.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Hello World!

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Hello world!